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Real Name: John Haylock

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ex porn star and dyslexic prawn sexer, prone to prolonged bouts of depression and listening to the Cure. Computer skills , none.....life skills , none ....friends , none//Things that make life worth living......the collected works of Philip .k. Dick, Neil Young, Half man half biscuit,the small, large breasted woman who lives opposite my house who doesn' know i exist,Frank Zappa,Brian Sewell (especially his first album) ,Sonic youth, Polly Harvey, Charlie Chuck, Faust, Can, The B 52s new album , Hendrix, Heinz salad cream, vegetarian deep pan pizzas,The Fall,nasal hair clippers, the peep show, The Catherine wheel, Sonic Youth, Gail , the bassist who used to be in Belly, Zippy and George, sesame street,coronation street, quality street, Things that make me ashamed to be human....capitalism,the protestant work ethic,, Alistair Darling,crap english food, speed cameras, racists , bigots, chavs and policemen, childrens tv presenters who shout too loud, .......oh, look , i've run out of space!

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